I Wuz Kidnapped

I Wuz Kidnapped!

Max (Stand in Pic!)

I swear I was kidnapped your honour,
Two hours in a cat box I had,
Strapped into the seat
All I could see were her feet
And she wonders why I was mad.

She's altered my cage now your honour,
My high perch is now on the floor,
My chocolates have gone,
Her cats are no fun
All I see of the dogs is a paw

One dogs called "move jenka" your honour
With the other called "Merlin get off "
They were easy to beat
Ran them both of their feet
With a whistle, a door bell, a cough

She's no taste in decor your honour
That paper just had to come down
I've removed all the nets
Rearranged her work desk
But what thanks do I get
Just a frown.

As for dna testing your honour
I've drawn plenty of blood for you... here
I looked rather coy
She said what a good boy
I jumped up and bit off her ear

She does try to bribe me your honour
A scratch I just can't refuse
The peanuts and rice
Are rather quite nice
And I've now got my own mug to use

But who took the photos your honour?
Are you sure it was me in the shot
With my toes in the air
And starting to purr
Ok then ... I like it a lot

I did use the computer your honour
But only to tell of my plight
It's an organised cell
I know I can tell
There are 200 Emails a night

Can you give me a verdict your honour?
What, " I don't know when I'm well off"
I will sulk for a time
Pinch her lager and lime,
And end with my stroppy "sod off"

Max

(Founder member of the parrots liberated front)
(Code name maxybabe)

Written By Parrot Passions UK member Jane